A couple of years ago, I was feeling very down and did what most nice girls don't do. I went to a bar to get really drunk. This nice guy came over to me and my friend and started talking our ears off. He was informative - knew a lot about music and a bunch of other things. And he had a playful nature that I found intriguing. I left the bar that evening and told my friend that I'd look him up if anything ever happened between my husband and I (yes - I was married at the time). A couple of months later, my husband decided that he wanted to move on and out he went a couple of weeks later. So what did I do? I went back to the same bar to get drunk again. As luck would have it, the guy who I'd met on the first outing came in, we started talking, and then made plans to go out on a date. I never looked back! A couple of years later I married him and, although I get mad at him sometimes, I usually find some reason to get a good laugh out of him each and every day. I decided to write this stuff down since my memory gets clouded alot (I'm - oh, I hate putting this down in writing - middle aged) and just because some of his humor and wit is too good not to share. This is not an homage to the greatest man ever (although he probably would disagree!) - just a place for some fun.

So to start off, here's a line that he emailed me today that shows his love of word play, his wit, and his desire to keep rubbing AC/DC in my face:

“She was a fax machine, she kept her modem clean”

Weird? Worthy of a giggle? I'd say so. Try to not sing this instead the next time you hear this song.

Oh - and by the way - Celine Dion did a cover of this!!!!! Shoot me now!